Hi! I'm Sid.
Sid's mom called Clip Clip Hooray looking for a place to get her dog, Sid, groomed. She described Sid as a rescue dog of unknown breeding that they were calling a Flat Coated Retriever. Now we know Flat Coateds have Newfoundland blood way back and Sid certainly had patches of Newfy hair type. Thick, cottony, browned out patches to be exact. It was kinda ugly.
Post bath and brush out, ready for the magic.
See the browned out fuzz on his chest and the front of his legs? YUCK. Most of his coat is a coarser hair that reminds me of a Curly Coated Retriever, although he is wavy, and not really curly. I digress.
Now I *think* in the past Sid had gotten a 'one length all over' trim, which isn't what his owner wanted, at all. She wanted him to look like a RETRIEVER. You know who loves retrievers and thinks a good time would be clipping a goldendoodle into a Golden Retriever show clip?
Me!
So rather than just try and trim Sid up, I took a little length off the body, using a comb attachment on my clippers to rough in the coat growth patterns of a Golden. I used a #4 blade to shave the fluff of the front of those legs and bushwhacked the crazy ears. I cut the tail in the correct flag shape. I thinning sheared the fuzzies on top of his head flat.
I ended up with...
Of course I cut off the top of his head in this picture, but you get the idea. Instead of just shortening his ugly fluff, I clipped it off short and sculpted him into a more ideal Retriever clip. See the difference? Doesn't he look much more tidy and typey? Before you might think "FUZZBALL!" but after you'll be thinking, "Man, there goes a sharp looking retriever!".
I was giddy with excitement and pride over his groom. I thought it turned out FAB U LOUS. I showed him off to his owner when she picked up. She seemed...reserved. I couldn't tell if she was happy or not. I figured that it wasn't what she wanted or expected and I'd never hear from her again. Well! I got a call the other week and it turns out not only was she happy with his new style, but was very pleased that he came home "calm and relaxed". Not only did she think I did a great job cutting his hair, but she liked my quiet little shop and low pressure attitude.
I groomed Sid again in very similar styling, but this time I took the legs and ears a little shorter. He looked pretty darn good! But I didn't get any pictures. I'm sorry. But go back up and look at the before and afters. THAT is the joy of having your dog groomed at Clip Clip Hooray. I do my best to groom your dog to your desires! Even if it's weird, unusual or trimming to look like another breed. If I can figure out what you want and your dog lets me do it, you too can have the Faux Groom!